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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places thebag on the counter.The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foothigh, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag andpulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reachesinto the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which heplaces in front of the piano.The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautifulpiece by Mozart!Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. The man respondsby reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a lamp. He handsit to the bartender and says..."Here. Rub it."So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smokeand a beautiful genie is standing before him."I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed onlyone!"The bartender gets really excited.Without hesitating he says, "I wantA million bucks!"A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed byanother duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled withducks and they keep coming!The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie'sA little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.""Tell me about it!!" says the man... "Do you really think I asked for a12 inch pianist?"

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