Monday, May 22, 2006

this should be in the papers

Today the 22th of may seems to be one of e most interesting days in school.. With the perfect stormy weather, it is no wonder bad luck will befall 05a06. Today, it is believed that this class set a record in the whole of PJC's history. The record: Most students getting caught in a class 4 comitting offences in a day.
First, half of the class broke into the SL.. It should have a cooler name such as chill out place in short, C.O.P. Anyway, some ppl though being real tall and having such a long head sitting on a neck which likes to sway side to side while talking, seem to love hiding behind bookshelves while we were getting caught 4 breaking in. As we were walking out, i could spot a small smile breaking out from the side of his A Class mouth. I believe he has gained satisfaction from it that he has to control bursting out in evil laughter.
Next, detention of 30min has given due to the disturbance of the peace while we were in the toilet. Can anyone imagine? Getting detention 4 talking too loudly in the toilet. I think it would make a perfect 2 page article in the newpaper of the stupidest types of offenses one gets caught 4 in PJC. tyhe story would definately sell after the case of THE CONTRACT article in the newpaper last week.
If anyone after reading this feels the urge to write to the newpaper, please wait 4 the evidences. You will get sometime in the near future, nt 1, nt 2, but 6. YES I MEAN 6!!!! Personally, signed pieces of evidence by the accuser herself. PLUS!!!! By reporting, u will receive a free handphone worth $300+++. Worth it eh? BTW, the accuser walked into the toilet to 'book' us. That act is atrocious. That's a complete invasion of privacy. She should be sued..
That's all.







ABS

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